episode 1: lolflop

[courtney]

this is the saddest excuse for a tribe i've seen in all my years. gospel.

only burton, candice and myself have shown up so far. everyone else is either LOL BUSY AND HASN'T SHOWN UP YET or HAVEN'T EVEN GIVEN AN AIM AT ALL. like GUYS we have to vote someone out/vote someone an idol/vote someone for american idol, we NEED to discuss this. oh well whatever.

i've aligned myself with burton. he's literally my only real option for an alliance because candice is presumably dying of heatstroke somewhere. god this tribe is a bunch of flops.

like seriously how'd i even get PUT on the BRAWN tribe anyway? DOES THIS GIRL LOOK SWOLE TO YOU? didn't think so. tho I'm always packin' my guns, knowwhati'msayin?

[courtney]

Burton and I are the sexbang gang.

FEAR US.

[courtney]

y'know for a tribe called the Brains tribe that tribe seems to be showing MILD FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGE in this challenge.

so salty, lolz.

i'll go into details later.

[courtney]

taking a break from Supernatural to give my reasoning for the vote.

LOL LIKE I NEED A REASON. RC is dead as fucking dillinger, no way she stays. Rob also majorly fucked up, fuck ALEX EVEN CALLED HIM OUT AT TC AND HE'S LIKE "yeah, everything is RC's fault." Like DUDE, ARE YOU THAT UNAWARE ABOUT HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU???

so yeah Rob is enemy number one for me right now, i pray next round we can kick the other tribes asses cause FUCK THOSE GUY. I loved it when candice was getting on their nerves with her "preaching." WELL GOOD MAYBE YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT OF CHRIST IN YOUR LIFE.

any way, that's pretty much all I gotta say this round. RC is a LOLGONER, and hopefully next round will go better for the brawn tribe.