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Post by saccade on Aug 12, 2015 5:11:34 GMT
Spencer sees Erik's mad skills and in return walks up to him, sits down and taps his pinky toe, with his fist. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! You won't be talking about anything in a minute! Punches Erik |
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Post by malcolm on Aug 12, 2015 5:11:34 GMT
Malcolm punches erik
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Post by imfeelinrusty on Aug 12, 2015 5:12:29 GMT
Erik's kills Hali's skin cells with the skin cells on his fingahz
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Post by imfeelinrusty on Aug 12, 2015 5:14:17 GMT
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! You won't be talking about anything in a minute! Punches Erik Spears and stones will break my bones but they will never shut my mouth, because I got a pretty big fucking mouth, bro. |
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Post by saccade on Aug 12, 2015 5:17:36 GMT
Spencer Fists Erik's tongue from inside his own mouth shutting up his annoying, yet witty remarks. |
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Post by imfeelinrusty on Aug 12, 2015 5:18:08 GMT
Erik annihilates Hali with one final blow to the thigh, effectively giving her a Charlie horse. She stands back up, leaving Erik to ask, "Why won't you die?!"
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Post by imfeelinrusty on Aug 12, 2015 5:19:27 GMT
Spencer Fists Erik's tongue from inside his own mouth shutting up his annoying, yet witty remarks. Me? Annoying? Please. |
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Post by imfeelinrusty on Aug 12, 2015 5:23:36 GMT
Erik fists Hali in the earballs
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Post by saccade on Aug 12, 2015 5:23:54 GMT
Spencers becoming tired of the constant fisting and just leaves his fist above Erik to let gravity take it itno the top of his skull
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Post by imfeelinrusty on Aug 12, 2015 5:29:23 GMT
Erik, whilst singing Kung Fu Fighting, poorly attempts a roundhouse kick, before just giving Hali a soft fist bump.
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Post by saccade on Aug 12, 2015 5:29:39 GMT
Signals for a hive 5 but goes in like a fist bump, effectively punching Erik
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Post by imfeelinrusty on Aug 12, 2015 5:35:01 GMT
As I wake up in the dead of morning, I toss my alarm at the wall. "Fuck, I'm going to need another one," I say. I hurry out the door, forgetting my keys in the house.
"Hey, Erik!" says Hali. God, she was gorgeous, but I hated her. So fucking much, I don't know why. So I just went up to her and decked her across the face. I'm pretty sure her feet left the ground. She fell on her back.
"What the fuck, Erik?"
"Sorry, punching people is my number four passion in life."
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Post by saccade on Aug 12, 2015 5:36:22 GMT
Spencer attempts to call an end to the bloodbath and the win for the beauty tribe, but as he starts he sneezes heavily and flys towards Erik, punching him with a recoiled fist.
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Post by malcolm on Aug 12, 2015 5:37:07 GMT
Malcolm punches erik
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Post by imfeelinrusty on Aug 12, 2015 5:40:40 GMT
As my day concludes, Erik closes his eyes. He sees vivid dreams of cats barking, the Dalai Llama hanging out with Kendrick Lamar, and Hali, standing in a mall, unpunched. "TIME TO CHANGE THAT, BITCH!!" I yelled, forcefully flying, DragonBall Z style, towards Hali's face, colliding at the speed of sound.
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