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Post by parvati on Aug 17, 2015 8:51:53 GMT
So, potential songs for our Glamazonian Takeover:
"Manaconda," a chart-topping pop song about how men are snakes. "IMazon" a song about sassily rejecting pervs who ask you to text/IM them nudes. "Toucan Play at That Game," feat. MC Mike and Spencey B, a rap duet depicting a couple trying to one-up each other after a nasty break-up. "Rio de Janerio deja vu," a sentimental song depicting a girl finding herself in Brasilia (which used to be Rio de Janerio, hence the title) and taking ownership of her life choices. "Bushfire," a love song in which we affirm female sexuality in a strong, confident manner. "Demasiada Caliente Para Tu," a Spanish-language song in which we declare that every woman is beautiful and doesn't need a man to define her.
I'll try to whip up some lyrics tomorrow at work and post them as soon as I'm off, or on my lunch break. I'll probably do the full one for "Toucan Play at That Game," but I'll see what else I can come up with.
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Post by parvati on Aug 18, 2015 0:16:58 GMT
"Toucan Play At That Game" by The Glamazons
Andrea:
Said you were my baby Said you were my honey Now I just be laughin' Although that shit ain't funny
Hali:
Started off with a kiss That one moment of bliss Broke it off with a kiss On some other ho's lips
CHORUS (sung by all)
I ain't gonna take that blame (It's on now, baby) I ain't gonna take that shame (It's on now, honey) I ain't lion, you're a cheetah Throw that monkey shit if you wanna I'll shred you like a hungry piranha Cause it's a jungle out there, baby And toucan play that game.
Parvati:
I'm the Queen Supreme Gorilla your dreams We were gettin it on In the Amazon But all that's gone I'm movin' on You lost it, tossed it Took that line and crossed it You stepped out, schlepped out Now it times for you to get out You be moanin', groanin', Blowin' up my crew's phones an' Refusing me, accusing me All this shit be confusing me, like what?
CHORUS
Mike:
Girl back the fuck up You is why we broke up Always callin' me Stallin' me Those nights you blue-ballin' me Now you calling me out When every night Every fight Was your paranoid Freakazoid Ass running about.
Angie: You're renegade Throwin' shade Drinkin' down that Haterade I'ma tell the whole damn crowd All about How you ain't so well-endowed Ain't felt no elation Or any sensation Boy when's the last time You rose to the occasion?
Mike:
Hey now, that's rude I just ain't in the mood!
Angie:
Babe don't be crude You wish I was a dude.
CHORUS
Spencer:
You been stalkin' my ex Reading my texts Always whinin' and cryin' Going off on some rant You're more high maintenance Than a nuclear plant!
Parvati:
Boy, you don't understand And you're undermanned Now G - T - F - O And go romance ya hand
Spencer:
This shit's gone too far You cling like Saran wrap Call it out like Akbar That bitch is a Man Trap!
CHORUS x 2
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Post by andrea on Aug 18, 2015 0:30:08 GMT
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