Post by Angie Layton on Aug 19, 2015 3:19:33 GMT
I'm BACCKKKKK! Hope you didn't miss me too much. I didn't really write too much because I have yet again been missing in action on this tribe and not only that but everyone on the old Saluma was boring and I just wasn't feeling that tribe overall.
I log on to see that Hali is gone, BYE girl. Don't know don't care. I didn't even vote her out. I also notice I'm on this new tribe with 2 of my old tribe members, Mike the Bozo and Spencer the Borewhore. Immediately, I put on my social hat and started talking to everyone. I really hate them all, especially Candice because she was literally the worst during that first challenge with her dissertations on War & Peace, but alas, I pretended like I don't actually want to drown her in our latrines.
I really hit it off with Alex and Burton last night and I was very upfront about how much of a moron I think Mike is and how I would love nothing more than to vote him out because he tried to get me booted over Malcolm. And because he is literally the worst social player. They loved it, they agreed to it.
A few hours in and I realize Alex and Burton are literally trying to fuck everyone over. I'm hearing them tell me they're totally down to vote out Mike but then they're telling Mike and Spencer something else, and they're telling Ciera and Erik something else so I just sit there and laugh. If anyone is the queen of chaos, its definitely me.
I log on today and I see that we're kicking rocks in this challenge so I was like, well... no better time for chaos then when everyone is anticipating a loss. I went to Mike and I was like, yo we need to talk. I told Mike the situation and that I had previously agreed to vote him, in case he was to hear about it, and that I'm NOT going to do that, and that he needs tell me why he targeted me so we can put it past us and move forward.
At this point, I realized Alex and Burton need to be split up and I was not going to change my mind on that.
Well, THIS FUCKING CLOWN (Mike) goes to Burton and starts telling him everything I said to him.
I... FLIPPED and I literally put his ass in its place. What the fuck do you mean you're going and telling Burton everything I'm telling you when here I am trying to save your skin you fucking moron? You fucking swear I cared about you 3 minutes ago... I'm trying so sit here, straighten the fuck up and pay attention. Clearly you have no grasp on this game and I'm going to bury you in 2 rounds, so get ya life.
Whats worse? Burton starts to throw me under the bus too and I'm caught with my hand in the cookie jar. Burton isn't lying to Mike, he's absolutely being truthful, but its burning me in the process. So at this point, if I call the shots, Burton's getting hit.
Anyway, that was going on in the group chat between me, Spencer, Ciera, and Erik. Suddenly, Spencer logs on and tries to mediate it and is like are we all cool? so I was like "as long as Mike isn't the moron voting with Burton"
and Mike...
LMAO. Hes so stupid I love it. My mission in this game is to break him and make him cry. I hate him so much.
Anyway, the group decides that were going to be civil, a.k.a. I decide I'm done entertaining Mike's weak ass and we decide that its imperative to split up Alex and Burton, they're clearly tighter than they are with Candice so it just makes the most amount of sense to split that pairing. Erik is hesitant and wants Candice out first but... Candice has the social game of a moth ~ I'm not wasting the vote.
Spencer and I really come together in the group chat to make "consensus" Burton, because Burton did ultimately destroy my cover with their tribe.
Do I feel bad? Kinda... nah. He should have shut up.
