MERGE TIME, BABY!!! WOOT WOOT!!!
Aug 25, 2015 4:09:23 GMT
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Post by imfeelinrusty on Aug 25, 2015 4:09:23 GMT
Ugh, FINALLY.
Honestly, I don't think I have a chance to win. These people aren't stupid. They will likely target me in a few votes because I'm likable, I've been to every tribal and I don't think my name has been written down once so far. I have tons of connections. It's not long before I'm targeted for being a threat. So I have to think, who would target me?
I think Rodney's word is good. I don't plan on voting him out any time soon, if at all. I don't think he has any intentions to vote for me either. So I got that.
I doubt that Ciera would want to vote for me. She would probably be next by association. Granted, she may not be as big of a player or a participator as me, but we are basically in the same boat.
I don't think Angie would vote for me. I'm not sure how active she has been over the past few days, but she mentioned that she has some shit going on in real life, but if she were to come back to the game, I might be able to target the other beauties first and then use her as a vote for a blindside.
Everyone else is fair game. I told Parvati about the vote, she trusted me, and she says that she burned the idol because someone was poking around in the hidden thread or something? Kind of a flimsy excuse. Plus Rodney says that she was an UTR challenge beast or something. I don't know how legit that is, but it could very well be true, and in that case, she might be voted off soon.
Alex talks, like, WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much. He was saying how Rodney had a final 4 with Colby or something and that we would need to take him out, so I confronted Rodney about it with a screenshot in a humorous manner. I didn't straight up ask him, "Hey, you aren't ditching me right?" I threw Alex so hard under the bus you could call him Regina George. Fucker does not stop talking. Plus, after I voted out two of his allies, he welcomes me with open arms, smiley emojis, and empty promises. Uhm, nope. Not fooled that easy.
Mike came online late, and I messaged him that I was going to tell him that the vote was on Spencer, but he wasn't around, so I didn't bother.
Now I want you to take a guess at how he responds. I want you to stop what you are doing and really fucking think. How would Mike respond to telling him that he was on the outs of a vote? REALLY. FUCKING. THINK.
You have your guess? Good. Now here's the gist of the answer:
"I don't really care. I still want to work with you."
GODDAMMIT I AM NOT THIS CHARISMATIC AND LIKABLE, NO FUCKING WAY, FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER, LEAVE PLEASE.
Oh, by the way, did I mention I was roped into an alliance with the brawn players? They asked who else to rope in, I suggested a beauty (a lot of them seem to think that they're on a sinking ship), and everyone says no. But you want to know what sounds good to everyone? WE ROPE IN ALLLLLLLL OF THE BRAINS!!!!! Like, you guys can't be that fucking stupid, right? 3 against 5 in an alliance where we vote off any possible chance that you guys have to separate us one by one?! No way, this is too easy, this is too fucking easy. They already lined up the train tracks, strapped me to the front of a freight train, and crashed into Metallica on my way through the tunnel. Like, either everyone in this game has a collective double digit IQ, or I'm being massively played. But it doesn't seem likely that the beauties and the brawn are collaborating their stories to match up and they're all planning to get out brains. Well, I guess that's a possibility, but they would have to have been working on that from like, fucking pregame. It just all feels so fucking fake to me. The only person's trust I have/had to work for is Parvati's, and even then she threw me under the bus to Shirin telling her that I told Parv about the vote. Like, is everyone wearing their bycicle helmets backwards? Because every time I have played an ORG, it hasn't even been CLOSE to as easy as this.
Well, ranting over, I'm hoping that I've made the right connections to make it farther into the game and to catch wind of any blindsides on mine, Rodney's, or Ciera’s part. I mean, (I forgot if I mentioned this) Parvati told me about how Spencer was voting Ciera with Parv and Mike, but it seems kind of weird that she explains that and then talks with Shirin about it. Oh well.
Maybe Natalie and Shirin will surprise me and come from behind and orchestrate a blindside against me. Who knows. But I gotta stay calm and not let my paranoia get the best of me, because then I go from a probable target to a definite target.
Honestly, I don't think I have a chance to win. These people aren't stupid. They will likely target me in a few votes because I'm likable, I've been to every tribal and I don't think my name has been written down once so far. I have tons of connections. It's not long before I'm targeted for being a threat. So I have to think, who would target me?
I think Rodney's word is good. I don't plan on voting him out any time soon, if at all. I don't think he has any intentions to vote for me either. So I got that.
I doubt that Ciera would want to vote for me. She would probably be next by association. Granted, she may not be as big of a player or a participator as me, but we are basically in the same boat.
I don't think Angie would vote for me. I'm not sure how active she has been over the past few days, but she mentioned that she has some shit going on in real life, but if she were to come back to the game, I might be able to target the other beauties first and then use her as a vote for a blindside.
Everyone else is fair game. I told Parvati about the vote, she trusted me, and she says that she burned the idol because someone was poking around in the hidden thread or something? Kind of a flimsy excuse. Plus Rodney says that she was an UTR challenge beast or something. I don't know how legit that is, but it could very well be true, and in that case, she might be voted off soon.
Alex talks, like, WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much. He was saying how Rodney had a final 4 with Colby or something and that we would need to take him out, so I confronted Rodney about it with a screenshot in a humorous manner. I didn't straight up ask him, "Hey, you aren't ditching me right?" I threw Alex so hard under the bus you could call him Regina George. Fucker does not stop talking. Plus, after I voted out two of his allies, he welcomes me with open arms, smiley emojis, and empty promises. Uhm, nope. Not fooled that easy.
Mike came online late, and I messaged him that I was going to tell him that the vote was on Spencer, but he wasn't around, so I didn't bother.
Now I want you to take a guess at how he responds. I want you to stop what you are doing and really fucking think. How would Mike respond to telling him that he was on the outs of a vote? REALLY. FUCKING. THINK.
You have your guess? Good. Now here's the gist of the answer:
"I don't really care. I still want to work with you."
GODDAMMIT I AM NOT THIS CHARISMATIC AND LIKABLE, NO FUCKING WAY, FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER, LEAVE PLEASE.
Oh, by the way, did I mention I was roped into an alliance with the brawn players? They asked who else to rope in, I suggested a beauty (a lot of them seem to think that they're on a sinking ship), and everyone says no. But you want to know what sounds good to everyone? WE ROPE IN ALLLLLLLL OF THE BRAINS!!!!! Like, you guys can't be that fucking stupid, right? 3 against 5 in an alliance where we vote off any possible chance that you guys have to separate us one by one?! No way, this is too easy, this is too fucking easy. They already lined up the train tracks, strapped me to the front of a freight train, and crashed into Metallica on my way through the tunnel. Like, either everyone in this game has a collective double digit IQ, or I'm being massively played. But it doesn't seem likely that the beauties and the brawn are collaborating their stories to match up and they're all planning to get out brains. Well, I guess that's a possibility, but they would have to have been working on that from like, fucking pregame. It just all feels so fucking fake to me. The only person's trust I have/had to work for is Parvati's, and even then she threw me under the bus to Shirin telling her that I told Parv about the vote. Like, is everyone wearing their bycicle helmets backwards? Because every time I have played an ORG, it hasn't even been CLOSE to as easy as this.
Well, ranting over, I'm hoping that I've made the right connections to make it farther into the game and to catch wind of any blindsides on mine, Rodney's, or Ciera’s part. I mean, (I forgot if I mentioned this) Parvati told me about how Spencer was voting Ciera with Parv and Mike, but it seems kind of weird that she explains that and then talks with Shirin about it. Oh well.
Maybe Natalie and Shirin will surprise me and come from behind and orchestrate a blindside against me. Who knows. But I gotta stay calm and not let my paranoia get the best of me, because then I go from a probable target to a definite target.