episode 8: utr? sure why not

[courtney]

bruh this song is dope BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

aight bro. so we succeeded last round and PArvati left the game. BUT HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT That Nat/Parv is legit goodness. like...don't crucify me for this but i have a pretty good idea that Parv is Ublaz, and i'll tell you why. thi is back from NuBrains tribe the first night i talked with her.

Parvati Shallow
Well, I commend you for your bravery

Courtney Marit
thanks
but until ! EST tonight i should be available to talk
1*

Parvati Shallow
That's cool
I have to run in ten minutes or so to go have sex
That's not a Parvati joke, it's literally what I'm doing.
#TMI with Parv

LIKE...I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE BESIDES UBLAZ WHO SCHEDULES OUT SEX LIKE THAT. Like...PW Sarah and I joked that him and his wife just chill sitting on the bed until the clock hits 9 PM on the dot, and he gets up and says "It's time, darling."

(random thought passing through my head - All Eyez On Me is a badass album. gospel.)

so yeah...a troubling thought has come to me recently now that i'm pretty fully back into ~game mode~. with the way things are set up at the moment, not to BRAAAG or anything, but i'm in a pretty safe position right now. as far as i know, the people on the side opposing me (pretty much the beauties) aren't explicitly targeting me, instead targeting people like Alex cause he's being superty duper shady about things, and i can totally understand, cause within the sexbang gang alliance he wants to make these really risky moves like bringing ANGIE of all people into our group, despite rod's protests. HOWEVER, in my train of thought, if i make it somehow ssomeway to FTC people will be all like "LOL COURTNEY WTF DID YOU EVEN DO?!?!" and vote for some loser or something like that.

so basically now i'm trying to be as social as can be to offset this nonsense while staying relatively under the radar. which...like...can we discuss the fucking ANOMALY of a guy like ME, FRANKY "FIGGA FAIRPLAY" VENABLE playing UNDER THE RADAR?!?!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL

anyway, with an idol still in my possession as of right now i should still be relatively safe. most likely this vote will go on angie this round. mike is exiled, and andrea won immunity. which, while i like andrea, i'm actually a little upset because I WAS SO CLOSE TO LEGITIMATELY WINNING AN INDIVIDUAL CHALLENGE. I LOST BY TWO POINTS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANT TO PROVE THAT I BELONG ON THE BRAWN TRIBE. RAWR.

I will win one before my time in this game is done. gospel.

anyway, that should be it for now. ciao.

[courtney]

okay

i'm going to be completely honest right here.

not the biggest rod fan right now. why?

because so far this game i've been trying my DAMNDEST to try and not step on anyone's toes, and to have a nice UTR game where i can just joke around, have fun, and enjoy myself. and what is his plan for the round?

"all right so basically i'm gonna throw you hardcore under the bus, have you play your idol, vote out nat/shirin and hopefully flush out the double vote that i'm PREEEEEEETTY SURE andrea has but i could be TOTALLY wrong, on the pretenses that brains COULD be making a move this round, but again i'm not quite sure."

BRUH


FUCK THAT.



I had to fucking WORK and get my idol, i'm not gonna potentially WASTE IT here on PRETENSES THAT COULD BE ENTIRELY FALSE. like...i'm just frustrated right now. cause what if i play my idol, and everyone votes for angie like they said they would.


so right now i'm weighing my options, considering what to do. expect a late vote cast. sorry. blame rodney. 

[courtney]

UPDATE TIME

so I got with Andrea real quick and explained y anger at Rodney to her, explaining to her his idiotic plan in detail. I also dropped that he thinks she may have the double vote and wants to flush it out. and she IMMEDIATELY got steamed because she told rod she had it (which she does) and she was under the impression that it was a secret. so now Andrea is pissed off as hell at Rodney. this is good, i can get some shit going with this.

MY NEW PLAN FOR THIS ROUND: GET RODNEY OUT. i pray i succeed. 

[courtney]

BRUH

ALEX IS ON BOARD

HE SAYS HE CAN BRING IN ERIK TOO

[courtney]

i'm paranoid as SHIT right now that this plan is going to fail and somehow i'll get sent home. i think rodneey has taken the hint that i've flipped on him, right now i'm just praying he somehow didn't get both individual immunity AND THE HII at the auction, cause if he did andd he plays it now i could be toast.

in my panic, i've gone back and forth on whether or not i should play my idol. i can guarantee myself safety plus flush out my own shit and get rid of something people can target me for, or i can hold on to it for when I REALLY need it. I've decided that in the end, I will not play the idol. Gut feeling. And if not playing it means I go, then so be it. i've made peace with that fact.

jesus christ come through for us Erik.

[courtney]

Erik: I can still change, but I'm voting with the brains right now. I just don't know what good flipping would do for me. Sorry :/

Me: are you at liberty to discuss who the brains are voting? is it still angie or was rod right and you guys are planning some huge move?

Erik: You mentioned earlier that you have an idol, so I don't want to say.


FUCK

[courtney]

FUCK IT, IDOL PLAYED, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

[courtney]

actually no Angie just told me that she was told colby is the target. okay. after causing me so much stress this round by not being on i'm okay with colby leaving. i dunno why they want him gone, but whatevs. idol play retracted.

[courtney]

ACTUALLY NO LET'S GET DANGEROUS

[courtney]

COLBY IS SWITCHING HIS VOTE. NAT IS ALSO PROBABLY SWITCHING HER VOTE.

LET'S GET MOTHERFUCKING DANGEROUS.

[courtney]

BRUH I'M READY AS SHIT FOR RESULTS