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[courtney]

HEY I'M COURTNEY.

as i said, my name is Courtney and i'm playing Rustic Survivor mostly at the recommendation of a bunch of people I know lolz. 

i see Danielle DiLorenzo is an alum. YAS BAYONETTA REPRESENT.

let's take a look at these reps, shall we?


Alex Angarita
- ehh.
Angie Layton
- www.youtube.com/watch?v=uriJOsWy_zU
Brandon Bellinger
- lol if this isn't Donovan i don't know who it is.
Burton Roberts
- OKAY I'VE SEEN TWO PEOPLE WIN AS BURTON SO THIS DUDE SSCARES ME A LITTLE OKAAY
Candice Cody
- lol
Ciera Eastin
- ublaz is that you?
Courtney Marit
-   awww YEAH
Eliza Orlins
- sticks and stones can break my bones but IT'S A FUCKING STICK
Jenna Morasca
- lol SO MANY PEOPLE playing as jenna m recently. good thing I love peanut butter
Joe Dowdle
- LOL SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY PLAYING MR. MOST BORING MEDEVAC beautiful
John Cody
- lol
Katie Collins
- eyy babe you like drawing rocks?
Ken Stafford
- 
Mike Holloway
- www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
Parvati Shallow
- Parvati? More like Parva-DEM TITTIES Shallow
R.C. Saint-Amour
- ew
Richard Hatch
- NAV IS THAT YOU?!
Rodney Lavoie
- I AM FULLY RELAXED BRO
Russel Hantz
- lolreally? i played with a russell once and screwed him over to prejury till he came back as a replacement juror and didn't vote for me in the end sadface
Shirin Oskooi
- TRAVIS I SEE YOU THERE
Spencer Bledsoe - student of the game eh? more like student of the LAME! lolz

[Danielle DiLorenzo]

Courtney <3 BAYONETA FOR LIFE

We had a Misty too last season, but she was a flop and everyone hated her lol. We just need a Sally to pop up

[thenavneet]

Aug 9, 2015 18:42:26 GMT Danielle DiLorenzo said:

Courtney <3 BAYONETA FOR LIFE

We had a Misty too last season, but she was a flop and everyone hated her lol. We just need a Sally to pop up

Misty and Katie I am triggered

Also, oh hai Courtney. Good luck.

[courtney]

PEOPLE ALREADY DROPPING OUT OF THE GAME.

like...lol

[Host Julie]

They don't know where the good stuff is at

[courtney]

WELL GOOD now over half of my first post is now irrelevant.

FUCK YOU NEWBIES I AIN'T JUDGING YOU.

[Host Julie]

Most of them were from reddit!

Fuck reddit.

[courtney]

r/gofuckyourself

Of which I am head admin and chairman of the board.

[erinn]

I am praying for your safe passage to merge. good luck b! x

[courtney]

omg i luv you THANK YOU <3

[eddie]

Me too

love,

Aras

[courtney]

omgomgOMG you rock my sawks dduuuude .