episode 2: FUCK ROB WITH A BUTTER KNIFE

[courtney]

burton and i discussing torturing boston rob

[courtney]

OH MAN

WE

FUCKIN

BODYBAGGED THOSE FUCKERS.




like...you don't even know...coming in first place this challenge is such a fucking huge morale booster for me this game. like, i feel like superwoman, I FEEL I CAN DO ANYTHING. the brains? FUCKINLOL once again showing that they are still the dumbest vegtable so n the produce aisle, and the beauties...GOD it feels SO GOOD to send the beauties to TC. i hate them, pretty much my whole tribe hates them, and seeing them go to TC is SO GOOD, SO GOOD, SO GOOD. the way we're thinking is that they'll vote out angie like they did at the original LOLJK tribal at the start of them. that's why we gave her the clue, so she could hopefully find the idol and FUCK. SHIT. UP. know what I mean?

although looking at the clue, it does not look all that helpful to be honest. like, i was gonna PUSH THROUGH THE PAIN and hopefully get the idol tonight but knowing all the possible combinations...NOPE. i just do not have time for that. so i'mma chill and enjoy my night off from tribal. and i def need rest, cause guess what

starting sunday, from 8 AM to 8 PM, i'mma be SWEATING MY ASS OFF AT BAND CAMP, so my game may suffer a bit during this week. that i why what i'm probably going to do right now is inform everyone that i'm working with seriously on my tribe (burton, candice, and alex) about my week ahead and hopefully let them know that i may not be as much of a ~SOCIAL BUTTERFLY~ as i would like to be. i hope to jeebus they understand.

if we go to TC th next vote should be obvious, boston rob, without question (HOPEFULLYYYYY.) after that come swap time i jut gotta pray that i got my bro burton around so the sexbang gang can continue to grace this game with our sssexiness. rawr.

i'm really warming up to colby, we don't have many serious game talk but we often talk about other shit, and he's overall just a nice guy. i also finally got to talk to rob one on one, and he has the social skills of POTATO SALAD, not really surprised.

so yeah...that's all for me for now I think. i hope everyone has a WONDERFUL DAY <3

also because i'm feeling nice here's some music...

[sash]

Thank you for existing

[courtney]

i try my best, haha